Useful Information

  • All massages

    60 minutes - €60

    90 minutes - €80

    120 minutes - €100

    Payment

    I accept the following payment methods:

    Cash, card, MBway, Revolut, PayPal, Venmo, Zelle, and instant bank transfer.

    Payment will take place after your session is completely finished.

  • To book an appointment, please click here to use the automated scheduling tool. Please note that the options presented are 100% accurate. I do not accept walk-ins, so you will need to schedule an appointment for service.

    If you need to cancel your appointment, please give me at least 24 hours notice.

    To reschedule your appointment, please use the automated booking tool.

    If you have any questions about how to use this tool, please message me through the “Live Chat” portal on the bottom right of the screen.

  • Outcalls within central Lisbon are a €20 flat fee added on top of the service cost. If you would like me to travel farther than central Lisbon, please contact me for a custom price.

    Please note that in order for me to bring my massage table and to have enough room to work around it, you will need an empty area of at least 311 cm x 160 cm. If you do not have this space, I can work on your bed.

    For couple’s tantric massage, I will need to work on a bed that comfortably supports two people.

  • All massages

    In order to maximise your comfort and relaxation during your session, I recommend arriving without an overly-full stomach, and also avoiding large servings of caffeine.

    Also, please make sure to shower either right before your appointment or at least a few hours before.

    Please note that while I do not offer a shower service, I will provide you with towels, wipes, and everything you’ll need to feel nice and clean after your session.

  • Erections

    While receiving any form of massage, it is incredibly common to get an erection. If this happens, there is no need to be embarrassed or shy about it. I see other people’s erections pretty much every single day, so you’re not going to shock me. 😉

    To get the most of your massage, it’s best to just let your body be natural and relaxed, not trying to resist getting an erection, and also not trying to force an erection.

    Also, know I am never judging how your body is - whether you’re erect or not erect, it makes no difference in how I go about providing the massage for you.

    While I will not be directly massaging your genitals, I will be massaging the muscle tissue that runs close to your genitals and will be doing my best to not bump into them with my hands.

  • Studio address:

    Largo Mendonça e Costa 7, 4E
    1900-349 Lisboa

    Please only arrive a maximum of 5 minutes early for your appointment. Usually my schedule is completely full, so I likely will not be able to attend to the door until it is time for us to work together.

    Once you arrive, please either ring the bell for 4E, or send me a message letting me know you’ve arrived. I will buzz you into the building, and then you will take the stairs to the top floor where I will be waiting to greet you.

    • You agree to be on time for your appointment.

    • If you arrive late, depending on Brendan’s schedule, your session might need to be cut a few minutes short. The session price will not be reduced to reflect this.

    • In the case of no shows, last minute cancelations, or last minute rescheduling (without valid reason), you will be expected to pay for your missed session before you are able to schedule any future sessions with Brendan.

    • You declare that you are in good physical health and are able to safely receive the treatment you have booked. 

    • You declare that you do not have any open cuts or lesions on your skin including eczemas and psoriasis.

    • You declare that you are not physically ill with a cold, flu, or other common viral infections.

    • You understand that Brendan only speaks English, and declare that this will not be a problem of any kind for you.

    • You are expected to have good hygiene habits.

    • You are expected to be courteous, polite, and respectful of your friendly masseur and the surrounding professional space.

    • You understand that a shower service is not included with your session. Towels, wipes, and other materials will be provided to help you clean your body after the treatment.

    • You are expected to communicate to Brendan during your session if anything feels uncomfortable or painful.

    • During your session, if you are rude, clearly intoxicated, request sexual favors, or intentionally touch Brendan’s genitals, Brendan reserves the right to cancel your appointment immediately.

    • If you touch Brendan inappropriately when greeting him, such as by patting his butt, or trying to kiss him, your appointment will be canceled.